i’m sory i think it’s funcking stpid taht youre supposed to be tight friends with people but you aint supposed to make out. tha’ts dumb who decided that. i didn’t that’s for sure.
MAN though, I just imagine danneel straddling jensen’s thighs, just low enough that he can’t get any real friction against her with his cock, and just mercilessly going at his nipples: sucking on them, licking them, pulling back to smile down at his little huffs and whines and begs and she pinches them ooooo boy
Here, I wanted to show you this picture. I came home one night and was like “give me my baby” and picked up JJ, who unfortunately had just eaten…
(Jensen pulls out his phone and holds up a close-up of him with his face literally COVERED with baby vomit)
Lynn: (cracks up)
Jensen: And here’s JJ…
(Close-up of a triumphant looking ridiculously adorable JJ looking pretty damn proud of herself)
Lynn: Ohmygod, that’s priceless! That’ll teach you.
Jensen brought his phone around so everyone could see, happily setting it up each time to show himself covered in baby vomit first and then his daughter’s evil smile.”
fact: sam winchester is cute as heck and if u disagree i’m very sorry to inform u that u have a serious case of the wrong
SAM AND DEAN USING THEIR EXPERT HUNTING SKILLS TO HAVE A FUCKING SNOW BALL WAR. LIKE THEYRE ALL FUCKING SERIOUS. ABOUT SNOW. AND GET REALLY COMPETITIVE. AND SAM THINKS HE’S BEING ALL SNEAKY BUT DEAN FUCKING TACKLES HIM OUT OF NOWHERE AND WRESTLES HIM AND PINS HIM DOWN. AND DEANS TEASING HIM AND SAMS BEING ALL PETULANT AND SHIT. AND THEN DEAN JUST LEANS DOWN AND KISSES HIM AND ALL THE ANNOYANCE AND ANGER FADEs AWAY. AND THEY LAY THERE KISSING UNTIL SAM’S BACK GETS TOO COLD AND WET AND THEY JUST CARRY ON INSIDE AND STRIP OFF THEIR WET CLOTHES AND USE EACH OTHERS SKIN FOR WARMTH WHILE THEY TOUCH AND KISS EACH OTHER ON THE NICE WARM BED, OR COUCH, OR LIVING ROOM FLOOR, IDFK.
AHAHAHAHAHA YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU JUST ASKED FOR
JENSEN WHAT AR EOU DOING
WHYA RE YOU SCERAMING JENSEN
JENSEN WHAT TEH FUCK AR RYOU OWEARING?
WHO IS THIS MAN I JUST DON’T KNOW?????